"I love the smell of spandex in the morning."
"Don’t text and drive doesn’t mean don’t sext and drive."
"Please use a comb."
"No way can I pick you up."
"You’re my SBFF, sex-best-friend-forever."
"I wish your mom were here all week."
"You know the missing snake? It’s right here."
"That meatballs place changed the course of my life."
"Bf: You’re my better 2/3
Gf: You’re my better….1."
Gf: You’re my better….1."
